February 2012
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
If I'm ever a teacher
magic-of-hogwarts:
my first lesson will be on page 394. I will decide on that day which students I like based on who laughs.
OMG YES
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life got dark: Porn Master Class: How to Write... →
notyourhousekeeper:
saferwithme:
pinkhairisnotpunk:
Class One: Say It With Me…Penis, Pussy, Cock: Getting Comfortable Writing Sex
Class Two: Toucha Toucha Toucha Touch Me: The Case for Foreplay
Class Three: Dick, Pussy, Cock & Love Box: Appropriate and Inappropriate Names…
monicle-lewinsky:
what kind of pussy does the pope get?
nun
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josephasfoury:
guys have you ever just thought about communication as a concept
like you can just say things to people and that can prompt them to be reminded of things and to feel things
all the things you say can prompt mildly to dramatically different things from any given person you say things to
and the fact that you can communicate a thought or feeling and it can be understood by...
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I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
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Martin doesn’t use computers much. He prefers his scripts to be sent through the...
– (article) “Martin Freeman: Master of the universe”, 2005
(via timelordy-teganbreann)
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On the elusive "nice guy"
ijustreallyfuckinglovecats:
xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
take note please
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i HAVE NO NEED OF ANY OTHER GIFS EVER
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thehatred-tohislove:
Normal people stealing crown jewels:
Moriarty:
I know Mystrade is a popular pairing, but
actinoutloud:
evawrites:
chuckislife:
I just don’t get why. What’s the basis for it? As far as I’m aware, they’re two characters with no onscreen interaction.
FANDOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
They were both on screen. At the same time.
Can’t you see the longing in Lestrade’s eyes ???
can you see the longing in Lestrade’s eyes
longing
LONGING
oh god it’s like a lazer burning...
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