- me: did it hurt?
- mom: what
- me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
when i finally have sex
- some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
- me: no I read fanfiction I got this
So I download ExpatShield so I can watch Sherlock tomorrow and test it out, and the first thing that comes on is that Comic Relief thing with all the quality people (listed in the tags!)